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Snarky Nurse Candles

Snarky Nurse Candles



“Laughter is not the best medicine… Propofol is!”
“Showering won’t be enough after today. I’ll need to be autoclave.”
“You can’t cure stupid, but you can sedate it.”
“Yes, I am a nurse. No, I don’t want to look at it.”

  • Doctor’s Lounge Coffee – Because the coffee on your floor just isn’t the same. (COFFEE SCENT)
  • Keep ‘em Alive til 7:05 – Pink, breathing, and the next nurse’s problem. (FRESH PEPPERMINT SCENT)
  • You Can't Have Those Flowers in Here – Fresh flowers full of scent and allergens. (FLORAL)

Each of these candles are handcrafted with all natural, American grown soy wax, cotton wicks and high quality fragrance oils. These products are handmade and individually labeled. Since soy wax is a natural material, each candle may have its own look and/or texture. 

These 10 oz candles are perfect for an average sized room and have a burn time of 50+ hours. They come in an amber glass jar with a white lid.